Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
My children have not been soooo well behaved lately and this mama is not going crazy, of course I can keep my cool and just shrug off and ignore all tantrums and attitudes!
It was not my 5 year old daughter whom came running up to me with a bloody mouth and a tooth in her hand, my little oumpa would not be that brave to do something like that, not my child!
My little turkey was not sitting on the couch with daddy watching shows with him when suddenly she secretly reached in her diaper and pulled out some poo and handed it to him, him not knowing what she had her hand, ha! Not our little Piper, she knows better then to play in her diaper and hand the present to daddy!
My sas a fras did not just come in the house from school, drop her back pack off and run back outside saying "mom, I'm going sledding, I'll be back!" not my child, she knows she has to ask before going anywhere, let alone me having to go with her to the hill!
...She comes inside and does not track in about 10 foot steps of mud, not knowing she's doing it and does not say "mom, look my boots are muddy!"
Which I did not scream "throw those outside NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Ughhhhhh...my children would never act anything like the above statements, nope not my children!
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